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Boardshorts
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When I was a teen
I took my girl to the beach
We kissed under a blanket as the sun went down
She sucked on my neck
And I touched her breasts
Then her hand crawled up my Billabong boardshorts
Or maybe they were Volcom
This is the best night of my life
I said as she tickled my inner thigh
I said "you're wild"
She said "I haven't even started yet"
She began to graze
My shaft and balls and taint
And I immediately came
I looked her in her pretty eyes
and profusely apologized
She said "For what? Why?"
At that moment I realized
That I could see both of her hands
I lifted up the blanket and out ran
The tiniest little sand crab
A crab covered in my cum
In my billabong boardshorts
Or maybe they were volcom
They could have been rip curl
Or maybe they were Quicksilver
Let's be honest they were Mossimo
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